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Online nowJorday: Jordie is a 22 year old guy in a relationship from Sydney, NSW, Australia.; Likes 6,083 pages, 273 videos, 107 photos • 242 fans • Received 32 reviews; Member since May 03, 2006

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http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11303.html: Jun 8, 10:07am 12 reviews humor, humour, funny
http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11303.html; I thought it was funny... Dono what justinlg is on about....

Funny Jokes - Pirate Camoflauge Clothing: May 31, 12:30am 1 review humor, humour, funny, jokes
http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11984.html; I think I've read similar ones before... But its still a goodie! ------------------- There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. "It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out." "That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned. "Get my brown pants."

http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11928.html: May 18, 8:39pm 3 reviews humor, politics, humour, funny, george-bush
http://www.funny-jokes.net/viewjoke/11928.html; One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward. The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari. The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped. "The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."